The life and times of Me.

Hmm...

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:20:44 GMT

WOW I AM DEPRESSED EVERYONE FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
Oops, sorry I lied.
I was talking to people at Lily's DVD night last night and I discovered that both Scotty and I have never been depressed. Ever.
I know, hard to imagine, right?

In other news, it has been decided that I need to spend more time with my friends. Which is probably pretty obvious. But, if you ask me, this shouldn't just be me putting in the effort so I hope people envite me to do stuff with them too.
If not, bah, it's all up to me, you lazy son'bitches.

Also, I LIKE TURTLES.
Uhm, also, I'm playing pokemon Crystal. Lol at me, I am so funny.

I skipped my period (needlessly it turned out) and I got really paranoid for a while. I think that was a bad idea.

Still dying to move out. Oh, when will it happen? Who nose.

HI CLAIRE IF YOU ARE READING THIS! :D

I like puppies, they are cute. Do you like puppies? If you could have/own a dog, what sort would/do you own? I can't decide what type I'd like...
I saw a labrador cross dalmation the other day. It was very cute. It was like a white, skinny, very lightly spotted labrador. Labradors are very nice dogs.

As you can see, I don't actually have anything of real interest to say I just felt like posting.
And putting breaks between the shortest paragraphs possible. Hehehahahohoohmy.

BACK TO POKEMON, DADADADA!

Helloooo end of next year!

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:42:03 GMT

Hallelujah! We finally have a moving-out-of-home plan.
Mind you, it's not a terribly independent one but I tend not to giveashit.
So, dad says to me and Em on Christmas Day, he says, "If you two want to move out at the end of next year I'll subsidise your rent up to $100 if you move near to my house in Prahran (where he will move with Miss Clare)."
"...That sounds reasonable," I says, while in me mind I am thinking, very loudly, FUCK YES I WILL!
Imagine if Emma and I each put in $100 and Dad put in $100 the lovely, lovely 2 bedroom apartment in Prahran we could rent!
Aaaah, heaven!
I had a look at some for rent now and we wouldn't even need $300 a week to get a nice one! Oh, hoho! How fabulous!
And, yes, it is quite likely that Emma and I will fight a bit, but it is so very, very worth it.
*Melts into a puddle of happy preemptive moving goo*
Plus, Prahran is on Josh's train line. Heh heh heh.
Oh my god, I want to move now.
Y'all better start sucking up if you want to come visit me in my fab new pad end of next year.
Lol.

Excited, excited, excited.

Hmm...

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 22:14:00 GMT

Well, it's that time of year again. Christmas Time. What a stressful period. Yeesh.
Having divorced parents can be a hassle, especially when you have so many Christmas gatherings to go to and your boyfriend gets dragged along to yours but then your dad says you're not allowed to go to his because he wants you at his house on Christmas so you can sit around and do nothing to commemorate the birth of Jesus, which about 5% of the people celebrating Christmas will actually be celebrating.
Most will just be celebrating presents (not that they're bad) and that fat, red man, Santa Claus. Who I strongly dislike, as I'm sure I mentioned last year.
If I see one Christmas special that proclaims the true meaning of Christmas to be about loving one another and family togetherness - with not even a passing mention of poor Jesus (though I'm sure he likes the loving togetherness factor) - I will bitch and moan till everybody's ears drop off.
Christmas gets me really irritable. Presents and delicious food make it bearable.
So throw a dog a bone, here and at least think passingly of Jesus, even if you don't believe in him and especially if you particularly enjoy this holiday out of the many other once-religious now-consumer-mad holidays, because it's Jesus you've got to thank for it and it is the representation of his birth.
Think how mad you'd be if all your family and friends gave each other presents and not you and spent the whole time not thinking about you at all - instead anticipating the arrival of a fat old man in a silly suit - and not treating you special like we all secretly deserve we feel we should be treated on our birthdays.
Make a donation to something, that can be your present to Jesus.

And I'm not even Christian!

Haha!

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:56:22 GMT

Haha! I'm getting a Wii and you're not!
Or maybe you are...
Either way, I would totally pwn you at Wii tennis, noob.

THE GREAT PLAN!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:49:11 GMT

Well, kids. I have finally decided what I want to do with my life, and here it is:
I am going to own a pet-shop.
I know! What a super fabulous idea, right? Here's how I came up with it:
1) Hating uni course and terribly uncertain as to what to do with my life this cause much anxiety which...
2) causes me to think long and hard about what I want to do with my life.
3) The easy part was deciding that I want to run my own business, which of course led to the conundrum of what exactly this "own business" should be? I was stewing over this for quite some time so I...
4) made a mental list of the things I like. The most obvious one was doggies. I love the little doggies, and the big doggies too. So...
5) I thought I could do a dog-training course or something.
WOW I REALLY CAN'T BE BUMMED FINISHING THIS.
In conclusions, animals and people rock, therefore, I should own a pet-store. The end.

Well, well, well...

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:04:37 GMT

What have we here...
Semms I have chanegd my journal layout! How exciting! I have also deleted all my old user pics and replaced them with this crappily-animated self-portrait one. Huzzah! Where do I find the time...
Anyway, in some sort of vague attempt to keep you all updated on my life: nothing much at all has happened. :|
Wow, in this semester I have posted all of four times, this post included.
I think I'm turning into an LJaholic. :| For serious.
Anyway, back to the my-life update.
I've decided to defer one semester next year at least. Hooray. I will get money and have np homework. Huzzah!
Finally got KH2 and am now racing David to beat Sephiroth. Am currently pwning him in a very l33t way.
Fo' shizzle.
Still with Josh. Nothing else. I am tired. Time for nosh.

Huzzah!

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:42:24 GMT

Fingerprints has been returned to me! After many a long month of absence!
I will never, ever, ever lend it to anyone ever again.
Except Josh. :|
Anyway, I'm sure you're all dying to ~~hear~~ read the story!

It all started back last summer when I lent Emma my CD. That CD was: Fingerprints: The best of Powderfinger 1994-2000. So, anyway, I lent this CD to Emma many months ago and it is a very good CD, you realise and I think I must have lent it to her before I even got Eduardo (MP3 Player) because I haven't even put it on him yet.
So, anyway, a few months pass without drama and I get the sudden urge to listen to a bit of Powderfinger. So, I lope downstairs and ask Emma if I can have my Powderfinger CD back.
SIDENOTE: I remember now! It was before we even moved...

So anyway, I ask her for the CD and she claims to have given it back to me before we moved.
"No you didn't," I say, "because if you had given it back to me then it would be with my other CDs but it is not so you have it still and please to be returning it to me thank you."
Of course, she denies still having it and we have an argument and Dad butts in and so on and so forth.
So, several more months pass and I have looked everywhere concievable that I would have put the CD but to no avail. I am incredibly annoyed because I'm pretty damn sure she still has it and I bloody well want it back. Several times I was almost tempted to buy it again from Dirt Cheap CDs in the city, (great shop, by the way, if you don't know it you're stupid), but it's a good thing I didn't because tonight...

Emma was in a good mood! Miracle! Probably because she's going to Vanuatu (sp?) in a couple of days. That poo. But anyway she's in a good mood and we're watching Australian Idol and Chris sings a song of Bernard's new CD. Tea and Sympathy, which I also have and love. Anywho, it reminds me that Emma still has my Fingerprints CD so I ask her if she has it. Clearly having blocked out the memory of that argument she says,
"Yes, I found it in my Diskman when I was listening to Tea and Sympathy."
" :| " says my face.
"Oh, good, can I have it back then? But why am I asking, it is my CD, after all," says my mouth.
" D:< I fucking knew she had it! Ragh! Nearly a year and SHE FINDS IT IN HER BLOODY DISKMAN!" says my brain.
" :| " continues my face.
Holy crap, was I pissed off. Anyway I kept it inside because Emma in a good mood is a rare thing.

And now, my most beautiful CD had been returned unto me! YAY!!! I am so happy. Never letting it out of my sights again!

Jess' Exciting then Dissapointing Afternoon!

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 22:19:26 GMT

Yes, here in lies the tale of my exciting then dissapointing afternoon.
It all started around 3 o'clock when I had finished work and just turned my phone on to discover I had recieved a text message from a uni friend of mine known as Simmo. Oh, a text from Simmo! I wonder what it could be about, I thought to myself. So, as to find out the topic of the SMS, I opened only to find a very excited Simmo anouncing that Kingdom Hearts 2 had been released and was available to purchase at a game shop near you! Excited, I ran back into the Milk Bar to share the good news with David. "OMG!" screeched David, "if I give you $100 will you go buy it for me?"
"I surely will," I replied, and so $100 was given unto me so that I could buy not only a copy for myself, but for the esteemed David as well.
So off I run to catch the bus to Camberwell and after an agonising 10 minute wait, it finally arrived. On I hopped and on it drove to Camberwell. Upon arriving at Camberwell I accidentally got off a stop to early in my eagerness and dashed quickly to EB Games. Once I had reached EB, I walked briskly to the PS2 games wall of the shop and grabbed two copies of the beautiful KH2 game. Alas, as I reached the counter the sales assistant behind it informed me that it was only available to pre-order at this time. Oh, woe! The tragedy! The heartbreak! After all that excitement all I could do was pre-order it?
So I did, one for me and one for Dave.
Now we have to wait 'till the 28th of September to finally fully purchase and play our beloved KH2!

Man, I got all excited too. Here is the official KH2 website, so that you to may go and get overly excited about it's imminant release!

DAMNIT

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:54:01 GMT

SCREW YOU, INTERNET! It keeps reloading the pages and making me lose my nice venty-about-uni-which-I-hate-what-the-fuck-am-I-going-to-do post.
DAMN YOU TO HELL, INTERNET!
Well, fuck this shit. I'll just go lose sleep over this stupid uni thing.
God, I hate it. I hate it so much. *Weeps*
All I will say before I leave is: trial casual kung-foo for fun and exercise tomorrow with Josh. Huzzah! Something to look forward to.
*Headdesk*

Well how about that...

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:50:39 GMT

It seems that I have managed to get 2 free days next symester without even trying.
I mean, I was trying for one but two comes as a pleasant surprise.
Unless they've negelcted to post some of the classes I'm supposed to be taking, which is a possibility, those rats.
Anyway, it's nice to imagine... Maybe life is making up for last symester. Hur.

Whiney, crazy, stupid LJ post.

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:39:14 GMT

Guess how many hours I'm working next week, kids?
33!
HAH! I win! You all enjoy your little holidays, and your new computers and your spare time and your parents giving you money and I'll become bitter and twisted and plot your downfall and horrible demise(es).
Yeah, y'all better start paying for me when we go places together 'cause I deserve it.
Laugh out loud.
God, I'm going crazy. I can't wait to go to the farm and Geelong with Josh and just VEGE and do fuck-all because I haven't had two consecutive days of doing fuck-all for a very, very long time.
God, you fucking lazy, workless, free-loading douchebags.
HAHAHA, I'm going crazy so feel free to ignore me.
I also think I'm a little bit sexually frustrated. Who didn't think this was going to happen? *Snort* I'm such a horn-dog.
I'M GOING MAD!
Well, at least my last exam is tomorrow!
Well, I'm off to do the bins. And don't worry, I don't really think you're all fucking-lazy-workless-free-loading-douchebags.
All the time.
(:

Hilarious!

Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:04:23 GMT

Hey, you guys want to hear something really funny?
So, today is the 10th, yeah, and today happens to be Josh and myself's 1 month anniversary. (Lame, yes, I know, I wouldn't have mentioned it at all, but...)
That's not the funny part.
The funny part is, it's Claire and James' anniversay on the 10th too! They're exactly 1 year a head of us!
How fucking funny is that! Especially seeing as it was completely unintentional and took us a month to find out.
This is getting really strange...

Well, I thought it was priceless.

Little update.

Sun, 28 May 2006 10:29:04 GMT

Well, here I am again, surprisingly, with another update! But this one isn't really about my life, so much as about my LJ.
How sad.
Anyway, I, too, have switched to an add-fueled account. Mainly because I want more display picture things, damnit! And now I do.
I also have new ones. Featuring messers McKellen and Walken. Or, in other words, featuring Sir Ian McKellen and Christopher Walken: two of the coolest men on the planet. I love them like a fat kid love cake.
Especially Ian. *Fangirls*
But do you know who else I love? Hugh Jackman. He can actually act, and he was smokin' hot as Wolverine. Great stuff!
Note to self: make Wolverine icon(s).
Anyway, add-fueled, new icons. Yes.
I've also decided to make a "things to do" list, like lainex. Because I feel like I too should make you all be amazed by my workload. Lawl.
Things to Do:
1. Work tomorrow.
2. Go to Uni.
3. Stay at Josh's - Monday
4. Do Japanese homework - by Tuesday
5. Go to last Japanese and Microeconomics class/lecture for the semester - Tuesday.
6. Reference and e-mail Intro to Japan essay - Wednesday.
7. Go and pick up Nintendo DS Lite from The Glen - Thursday
8. Do ironing - Wednesday/Thursday
9. Find time to prepare/practice oral exam before Friday.
10. Meet Josh's family - Friday
11. Study for listening exam next Monday.

Hahahaha! I'm busy too! And that's not even including working on Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Yay, money! I'm gonna need it after buying the DS Lite!
I wan't to call it Lilly, 'cause it's white. Also, I want the new Super Mario game for the DS and that brain-inhancing (supposedly) one.
I love gaming! Oh yeah!

Well, well, well. An update, how about that!

Sun, 21 May 2006 10:45:12 GMT

Well, here I am with another update resulting from extreme bored-ness and lack of better things to do. Also, the last real update was a couple months ago, so... Also, I haven't done a monthly mail in a couple of months...
Oops...
Anyway, here goes!

Work Update:
Well, no more Starpark work. Which is good, that place could be stressful to the max. Besides, Milk Bar work is sowayheaps more fun. I love everyone I work with. I jest not. Of course, I especially love Dave. And Josie. And Ingy-Pop. And Darcy. And-ok, I just love everyone.
I'm getting better at everything and have now moved on to making sammiches! Huzzah! They are super-delicious. Because I rock. Lots of emo-bashing goodness occurs at work and Paris and Phillip are so cool. They're the bosses kids. I'm on the same level as children, man. We think alike.
LAUGH OUT LOUD.
*Snorts at own hilarity*
Anyway, that's really about it for work updates...
Oh, except Dave and I are writing "Glen Iris Milk Bar: The RPG" the comic. It will be super-fantastic as we are the funniest people alive and way talented. So, look forward to that one!

Uni Update:
In short: OH GOD, WHY WON'T IT END? Uni is so boring. But the people are cool, so it's tolerable. Also, the Coffee HQ in the Atrium near the building where my classes are makes good mochas and hot chocolates. So yay.
Exams are coming up, as I expect you all know. Except so many of you don't have exams. To which I say: GO DIE PLZKTHNX. You lucky, lucky devils and your two month holidays. I deserve a two month holiday more than you. Because, uhm, I work too! And I work lots of hours. So I win! Yay!

Other Stuff Update:
Well, hum, there really isn't much to say in the 'other stuff update' section of my lengthy LJ posts. Mainly because my life has been consumed by work and uni. I wouldn't mind it if it were just consumed by work but, hey, what can you do? Le sigh. Well, finally got to catch up with ClaireClaire and Jimbo, which was good because I missed those guys! I KNOW! SHOCKING! Try not to crap your pants in surprise. Giggle out loud. Gol. Hehehehehe. Chortle out loud: col! HAHA I SO FUNNIES.
Anywho, caught up with Jimbo and Claire, catching up with them next Tuesday again. Hooray! Haven't seen my darling Spider in far too long. Oh, how I miss her! *Emocut* I am also planning to catch up with other people like BellBell and KyKy - who seem to be joined at the hip - over the 'twixt semester holidays. BECAUSE I COOL LYKETHATOMG.
Uhm, picked up at Lily's party, incase you didn't know. Two guys. Oops. Had to decide between them. Chose Josh: he's a gamer, nanotechnology-studying, Star Wars-loving, ex-emo, in the reserves doll. He is so cute. He's got these big blue eyes that are just so adorable. And I'm not being mushy and disgusting, they really are. If I get pictures and post them here or you ever get to meet him in person I dyfie you to tell me otherwise! Everyone thinks so. Mum likes his chin. Hurhur. My mum's a gun. God, I'm so Australian!
I still have Matt's ring though, he left it at the farm and he still hasn't come to get it off me. Hehe. Maybe I'll just give it to one of those randoms that keeps talking to Josh and me. I swear, we must look so cute/approachable because we are the biggest random magnet when we're together. Whenever we go out at least one random will come and talk to us. It's odd, but cool.
If you want an explanation of the ex-emo thing, just ask. He does still like emo-music, which will need to be beaten out of him. Or at least, he'll need to learn to like some other stuff as well. I.e: old and super hip music from 20 years ago or more. Like ABBA. ABBA > You. But Me > ABBA. Teehee.
I'm working on it folks, I'm working on it.
Anyway, I'm talking on MSN with my Claire now so I'm going to go.
Also, I might make my dinner and eat it. Gol.
Toodles, lovelies!

My hitman name!

Mon, 08 May 2006 03:22:20 GMT

Sneaky Pete
People Iced:	Forty Four
Car Bombs Planted:	Eighteen
Favorite Weapon	Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken:	Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged:	Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off:	One
Biggest Enemy:	Angel Dust
Get Your HITMAN Name

Ho, yeah. I'm a tough mo'fo.

My Gay Fairy Name is Playful Pixie. How Gay.What's Yours?

And incase you were wondering, my special powers are: Spotting Rainbows; Drinking dew drops; Decorating my living room.
Hohoho.

Icon-dump!

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:33:12 GMT

Yes, yes, it's that time again. The time when I dump all my recently made icons on y'all!
[13 Robic]
[Seven Jake Gyllenhaal]
SAMPLES:

Dearest Bobby:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
11. 12. 13.

Lovely Jake:
1. 2. 3. 4.
5. 6. 7.

Dananananananananananananananana Icons!
Anywho, time for a lenghty explanation. #1 because Cho looks a little orgasmic, 'cause Rob'll do that to a person. Also, haha, me so funny. #4 because Superheros rock and Bob looked like he was flying. #7 because he's heavenly and Katie looks like she agrees. Lucky girl. #8... Because... Hmm! I really like #9. #s 10 and 11 because that's what I thought when I looked at those pictures and #s 12 and 13 because I love that picture long time. Bobby and Stan look so natural and Bob looks so happy... Aww!
#s 5 through 7 in the Jake set come from one fabulous photo-shoot with the J-man. He is simply beautiful and he takes such a great photo. I love shoulders and necks. #3, he looks so... Peaceful. Yet angsty... Another great shot.

No animated ones! Omgwtfbbqsauce!
Anyway, I hope youze all enjoy. Credit, comment, etc.
Thank you!

6 Weird random things about me: (Stolen from connikins)
1. I love hair accessories. I love them long time.
2. I feel like everyday is a good day, even if something not-so-good happens, I feel - by the time I'm in bed for sleeps - that it was a good day.
3. My life > your life because I really enjoy it, genuinely. Despite having problems, or being fed up with school, or whatever.
4. I can't hold a grudge. It's impossible for me; I think it's because, largely, people affect me too little.
5. Like connikins, I have selective memory. Also, when it's not being selective, it's just being shite.
6. I sometimes get random bursts of affection. More when I'm around certain people (like Spider, or baby-Clare or Josie at work). I love getting them; they give me warm-fuzzies.

On that note, I hope I get to work with Josie again soon... She's so cute.
I tag: whoever feels like doing this. Yay.

An update! Hoorah!

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:58:04 GMT

Well, seeing as my last update was a month ago, and I am extremely bored, I thought it was time for an update. So, strap yourselves in, folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Or not.
Whatever.

WORK UPDATE:
So, I did get that job at the Milk Bar near my house and the people there are very nice and a lot of fun. Especially Dave, who I've worked with everyday I've worked there. He's completely nuts, I kid you not. It's heap big fun working with him. I had a dream he got his long hair cut and got weird tats on his face. Also, they love to feed you at the milk bar which is a big plus. Also, you can steal drinks from the fridges when you get thirsty, which is also a big plus. Come in and buy a Turkey Express foccacia, they are yumyum.
In my otherjob-related news: it's shutting down. They've sold the shop. This coming Tuesday will be my last day. Which solved the delema of whether or not I should quit. Thank you, God! *Thumbs up*
So ends the Work Update.

UNI UPDATE:
Expect this to be a brief overview, I'm not going to give you 5 weeks worth of Uni in detail, you greedy-guts(es).
So, it's going pretty good. I'm really enjoying Japanese; mostly because all the friends I've made have been in Japanese class, because they are smaller and therefore it is much easier to make friends. Anywho, new friends are great and they make bigarse gaps more fun because you have somebody to chill with. Plus, male friends! Hoorah!
In terms of assignments and tests, well, there are a lot less than in year twelve, which is an improvement, I suppose. Homework still sucks.
Other than that, I really need a computer or a laptop or something but, alas, I am still accumulating monies from when my bank was drained by the evil Unibooks of Expenseville. Le sigh.

OTHER STUFF UPDATE:
Well, what else is their to say? Oh, yes, firstly...
Mum's wedding.
So, Mum and Jeremy got married. Yeah, good stuff. It was a very nice wedding, nice dress, nice food, evil kitchen dictator Sheree(sp?). She was an UltraBitch. She was yelling at one of the three barguys that were mates of a son of one of Jeremy's friends, Holsty. So anyway, she was yelling at Holsty Jnr (aka: Richie), even though he was not under her employ. Which made me mad. I almost lost my nut at her. Tune in to Channel 10 for Clash of the UltraBitches, Sheree vs Jay. Made friends with the barguys, Richie, Ryan and Matt. Matt was the only non-smoker. Hung with them and Bridget and Emmy and Claire and drunk chapmers (which was ok) and Pimms and lemonade (which was yummy).Thus rolled around the Sunday-after BBQ. Got bored as Claire was hanging with Jimbo, who had come up for the BBQ with John - Claire's daddy - so I help dry the glasses with the barguys. Mainly Matt. Hoho. Yay for Jess and her free labour. Anywho, time to go and I forgot to get Matt's number (because he lives near me and he's cool and blahblah, not that that's the reason I forgot - that's the reason I wanted it), which Claire pointed out to me in the car on the way back to Melbourne. Hit myself on the forehead. Looked him up in the White Pages when I got home. That's taking the initiative, Jess! Been out with him a couple times. No, he is not my boyfriend (yet, anyway) so don't bloody go around saying he is. *Mutters about stupid mothers and sisters and Kirstens spreading vicious rumours* Hehe.
Claire's Birthday.
Couldn't go to Claire's joint party with Minnie and some other people because I was working (at the Milk Bar, with Dave) and so we did something on Saturday instead. That something involved eating at Starpark (oh, what are we going to do when they close?) and going to buy Claire some pressies while Jim went to Minotaur to stare at the stuff none of us can afford to buy. Like those super-cool mini replica lightsabres. They rock. I want Obi-Wan's. Anyway, Claire got some tops with the voucher her would-be gardians gave her and I bought her lippy, lollies, cool accessories from Toxic, afternoon tea. I think that's about it. It was fun, even though we had a minor episode with the mobiles and meeting up after The Basement and James had a sulk, which was dumb. But we had fun, anyway.
Went home and ate the cheesecake that Emma promised to make for my birthday which she finally got around to making a couple weeks ago. It was delicious.

Well, other than all that, nothing has happened. Considering that was the last four weeks. Wait, only four? It feels like more... Hmm, suspicious... The wedding feels like ages ago.

NOT REALLY AN UPDATE STUFF:
Well, I just spent the afternoon doing homework and loading superfly music onto Eduardo. Superfly music such as Johnny Farnham, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA and The Corrs. I stole some of Mum's CDs. My taste in music > your taste in music. Unless you are Claire, in which case your taste in music = my taste in music. :D
I really want a Best Of: Duran Duran CD. But I can't seem to find one. Maybe I should go look in Borders. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Anyway, time to go and read other LJs and comment as I see fit.

KYLIE YOU OWE ME ONE COMMENT. :P

Cheers!

P.s: I apologise for any dumbass spelling mistakes but I'm too hungry and too lazy to check it.

Question...

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:47:49 GMT

I have a question...
If Elves are immortal, do they get old and grey, or do they just reach a certain level of maturity and just stop? Like, to the Elf-equivalent of 40, and then just stop aging?
And for how long are the children? A few hundred years? A thousand? A couple thousand?
Also, do they have to limit the number of children that can be born? Do they have a roster so the next time someone dies in battle, the next couple on the waiting list can then have a baby without fear of over-populating Middle Earth?
Quite a conundrum.
*Ponders*
P.s: If there's an official LotR answer, I'd like to hear it. Lord knows, there ought to be. If th man can invent several languages, he should have come up with answers to these questions. inquisative

O-things. Whoopee.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:07:31 GMT

Hooray! Time for an exciting update on the things I have been doing that are Uni-related. Yes, I am jumping aboard the bandwagon in a major way.

Yesterday!
Went to first O-week activity. Sat through a long talk about University in general. Didn't really meet anyone. Had morning tea. Had another talk, but sat next to a man named Jon (like in Garfield, teehee) and we had a chat before the talk began. He's nice. Didn't get his number or anything, so I might never see him again. He's from Tafe, so he's starting second year, or something. Anyway, we signed up for the Business Students' Society (BSS) and got our beer/champagne, pens, and key-rings. Ate our free pizza, drank our free drinks, and then he had to go to work. Aaw! Jess is all alone again! Pity! So then I had some free ice cream, and looked at my student diary. Which was very exciting. Went to another talk, went to the marketing talk. Had a yack to various people doing marketing and two of them I remember quite clearly. Jeff and Dave. Only because they were quite loud and a bit good-looking. I'm so shallow. :D Went home, called work and said I couldn't come in tomorrow because I had to go to more O-stuff which I didn't find out about until yesterday. Sigh. Did stuff.

Today!
Went in to Swinny. Sat in room BA201, which is where everything seemed to be, sat next to a guy named T.J (which is short for Tully James, I believe) because he wasn't sitting with anyone and neither was I and I was bored of not knowing anyone. Did some orientation crap. It was largely pointless. Together, T.J and I met Ryan and Bridget, who sat behind us, and then we somehow met Daniel (who was quite quiet) and some other chick who's name I really can't remember. It's in my phone somewhere. Heehe. We had morning tea, and then proceeded to go on the most pointless tour I've ever been on. The O-host guiding us seemed to get gradually more pissed as the tour went on, if you were anywhere but the very front of the group you couldn't hear a word he said, and when you could, he really wasn't saying anything very interesting at all anyway. Had free lunch of sausage in a bit of bread and coke. Lunch seemed to go forever, we all sat around and had a chin-wag. They all went to Schoolies, I never did, so I was all, "Yeah, I have nothing to say," but that was ok. Had a chat about Family Guy, hoho. Exchanged mobile numbers in a big circle, it was funny. We contemplated not going to the next thing at all, and just going to the Hawthorn (the local hotel/pub thing) to chill, but we decided to see whether it was worth going to. So we went to the room, someone finally came up and said that it was optional and when she said what we'd be doing we already knew how to do it anyway. So we went to the Hawthorn and played pool. I had a malibu and coke, which I hadn't had in ages, and they didn't even ask for ID. Which was pretty funny. I mean, it's not likely, but I could've been 17, couldn't I? Few of us are still 17, right? Anyway, the Hawthorn was pretty nice. I should go check it out later at night sometime. I think pubs are much more "my scene" than clubs and stuff.

Got my concession card after a long wait at the train station. Took forever. Then the attendant was grumpy. Grr!

Had an interview for a(nother) job at a milk bar near me. It's a pretty flash milk bar though. People there seemed really nice, I hope I get the job! *Fingers crossed*. Doesn't pay as well as Starpark, but meh. I'll save the $1.5 less I don't get by riding my bike there, anyway. Hoho.
That's about it and now I'm hungry. Time for dindins. :D

"Name the Fish!": A Competition.

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:51:41 GMT

Greetings, friends! (They changed RichText mode...)
I come to you in my hour of need. Here is the story: as you may - or may not - know my little round fish, Bloke, died some weeks ago. On Sunday, I replaced him with another ping pong, Chausette, and, unfortunately, he died over-night. Stupid fish-shop. Anyway, I went back today, dead fish in zip-lock bag, had a whinge and received a free fish as compensation. He is not a ping pong, as I have decided this particular breed, while being cute, is a bit too suceptable to dying for my taste, but is, instead, a larger fantail goldfish.
He is gold, with black tips on his fins.
Here is a very bad drawing of him:
That's so you have a basic idea of his colouring.
Anywho, to the point, dear friends. I am stuck for a name for this little biggest fishy, and I need your help. Thus, a name the fishy competition! Hooray! Everybody come up with names, I'll pick one, and the prize is my fish gets the name you came up with and you get to feel special. Hoho.
I'm just stuck and my sisters are un-inventive. *Sigh*
So, have fun go mad, kids!
P.s: He is not necessarily a "he", he might be a she. I really don't know. In conclusion: the gender of the name doesn't matter. Just so you know.

Damn you, internet!

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:00:12 GMT

Grr! The internet is being really slow at the moment, when it really has no reason whatsoever to be doing this. Jess is peeved! JESS SMASH! *Crashbang*
Silly that I should be complaining about the internet, on the internet, no?
Anyway, my uni timetable has been all fixed and things. Lucky for me, I have Friday off, Tuesday untill four, only one class on Monday... Uhm... I think Thursday is the only day I have to be at Uni all day. Yay and whoot booya, ect.
To tell you all the truth, I really have nothing much to say at all. I just wanted to whinge about the internet.
Who else thinks they need to make "Potter Stinks/Support Cedric Diggory" badges? Oh, come on, you know they'd rock. :D
I'm looking forward to making new friends at uni. I like new people. Plus, I might make more male friends! Huzzah! That'll be a refreshing change. I'm also looking forward to meeting my old friends' new friends! Hohoho. I hope you guys all make trillions of friends so I can meet them and make them my friends too! Yay and all that.
Anyway, I was supposed to be working this weekend, but they don't need me anymore, so now I'm at a loss for things to do. Poo and bother. I should call someone and see what's happening. OH DAMN! I could've gone to Daniela's after all! Now I'm pissed! D:< Die, work! *Stabs at it*
In more work-related news, I might get another job at the milk-bar near-ish-within-bike-riding-distance-from my house. Yay, more money for me. Also, that'll mean I won't have to keep asking Sue for more work, she seems to get annoyed. Hoho.
That's enough.

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:17:04 GMT

Well, here I am again, back with more icons - and a couple of 'Friends Only' banner type do-dads.
With eight featuring Robert/Cedric, and four featuring other HP related things.

Still Robic!
1. 2. 3. 4.
Animated Robic!
5. 6.
Robic Banners!
7.
8.
Other!
9. 10. 11. 12.
What fun!
Number eleven was what I thought when I first saw that still. Number six because... Well... And number five because Bob's hair looks like a chicken in that photo. Which makes me giggle.
I want to send him a letter so I can ask him if he gets scared by the fangirls sometimes. Because they scare me a little and I'm technically one of them...

In other (still HP related) news, I saw four little boys on the train today, about 11 to 12 years old, sitting on one of those bench seats together, generally behaving like little boys and my brain went "Squee! Little Marauders!" which was a silly thing to do because it wasn't like they even looked like the Marauders in particular (although one was shorter and fatter than the others, one had darker hair and one had light-brownish hair) but it just goes to show that I desperately need a life.
And that I love MWPP era. Plus, little boys are cute.
Anyway, that's enough from me.
Toorah!

Ho hum...

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:19:14 GMT

Good evening, dear readers. Myself, the esteemed Jamoozalee, after reading many, many, pointless update by my fellow LJers, have deemed it necessary that I update on my own boring life. So prepare yourselves, 'cause here goes.
As you may or, most likely, may not know, I just spent the last two weeks alone in the house, all by myself.
I, actually, really liked it. It is a great sense of freedom. The only thing I really hated doing was the watering. I really, really hate gardening. I have absolutely made up my mind that I am living in an apartment, or a house with a tiny garden. Or, you know, an enourmous house with gigantic grounds and a host of gardeners to tend to it. As well as my inner-city pent house apartment scattered across the globe.
*Cough*
I put in my timetable preferences for Uni but they haven't be finalised yet, so I await judgment.
Poor Bloke (one of my fishies) died last week. Poor Bloke, he was all fat and cute. So I'm going to by a new one and call it Chausette (sp?) which is apparently French for sock. It is also apparently the name of a girl in Les Mis, but just so you know, my fish is named after socks, not a girl from a musical.
Dear Owen (a friend of the family) just gave me and my sisters all really nice jewellery for no real reason except that he is extremely nice. Mine is a gold chain thing that is really sparkly and I spent a while making it shine in the lights. Hoho.
I have spent far too much money and am now in the poor house but I will soon be robbing the government blind, which is good. For me. I now have earrings and tops for work and watch batteries and heavily discounted jackets and a much needed jewellery box, but I have no monies.
Oh, well.
Jane LH came into work today, which was surprisingly pleasant. Met her boyfriend, who was very nice.

Ok, really, I have nothing much to say at all, I just felt I should do an update that wasn't solely for the purpose of showing off my icons.
Ciao.
Shit, I can't be bothered checking my spelling.

So, Robert Pattinson is a fruit! I had my suspicions...

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:31:22 GMT

Stupid Rich Text Mode, can't just update previous entry... Mumblegrumble...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Robert Pattinson!

Reindeer like to eat Robert Pattinson!
During severe windstorms, Robert Pattinson may sway several feet to either side!
Astronauts get taller when they are in Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson cannot jump.
Robert Pattinson can sleep for three and a half years.
It is impossible to fold Robert Pattinson more than seven times.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Robert Pattinson!
Robert Pattinson has three eyelids!

I laughed so hard. "Astronauts get taller..." Hurhur.

I also did one for "slash", which wasn't nearly as funny. Except for #10: "Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Slash supply." Hohoho.

Then I did one for food and #9 cracked me up: "Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are food!"

Icon-y update.

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:14:29 GMT

I have decided, that from now on, I shall wait until I have a minimum of ten icons to show off like a ho, before I post them all over the web.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

I'm particularly fond of #5, because I slavaged it from this crappy screen cap. #s 7 and 4 are also salvaged, but not quite as well.
Anywho, credit/comment if taking, blah, blah, etc.
Enjoy!